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      <description>the office network is down</description>
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      <description>Gecko</description>
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      <description>government bailouts</description>
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      <description>an incorrectly polarized packet accelerator</description>
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      <description>LP0 is on fire</description>
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      <description>the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy</description>
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      <description>acid rain</description>
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      <description>corporate welfare</description>
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      <description>El Nino</description>
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      <description>red tides</description>
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