Brad Enslen

May 2026

News:

Gas prices skyrocketing daily. This will bite Trump in the butt.

Nobody has any idea what is going on with Iran, especially Trump.

Still no Epstein Files. You known he had to video tape lots of it and none of that is even mentioned.

May 2026

Good morning.

It’s Friday, therefore Frozen Pizza Friday, truely the high point of the week, for those who celebrate. Today will be a cheese pizza since that’s what I bought at the store. A pizza with meat on it would be too much fun at one time, fun must be rationed lest the gov’t tax it.

Apr 2026

Started Reading: The Four Jacks Annotated, Uncensored, by Robert Pavchick.

It’s a real page-turner so far. Very hard to put down.

Apr 2026

Good morning.

King Charles speeches have received very favorable press coverage here in the US. Also seems very favorable on YouTube. All done with great skill, charm and yet a truthiness that resonated.

Apr 2026

The words of the Prophets are written in seashells.

Apr 2026

Free speech is written in seashells.

Apr 2026

I don’t see what the big fuss is over Jimmy Kimmel. First Carson retired, then Letterman, then Conan and after that I quit watching late night talk shows. Nobody forces you to watch Kimmel.

Apr 2026

Maybe it’s just me but, I would not want Trump’s face on my passport.

Apr 2026

Good morning.

Rumor: The alleged assasin at the press dinner never fired a shot. The Secret Service agent who was shot in the bullet-proof vest was shot by a fellow cop. Not that it matters, the fault is still with the alleged attacker. At least nobody was wounded or worse.

Apr 2026

Breaking on social media (so grain of salt): Trump face is going to be on a page in new US Passports. If true and it happens, that should damp down citizen demand for a passport. (Trump was not dressed as Jesus in the example I saw.)

Apr 2026

Fact? Fiction? Social media posts are saying Trump does not have $400M in private donations for his ball room. I’m unable to confirm because I don’t trust social media. If he ever had the money where did it go? This means he wants to build it with taxpayer money. Um, no.

Apr 2026

Trump has ordered the finest grade of linoleum for his ballroom.

Apr 2026

Newest testing results prove that AI can come up with new conspiracy theories 61% faster than humans.

Apr 2026

New Rule: All writing, novels, plays, memos, poems, emails will be less than 300 characters. So focus dammit.

Apr 2026

Yea! I finally got past the robots and AT&T did a call back. Now when they call back you are still put on hold, but the hold music was some good smooth jazz so that was cool. But the hold music kept getting interupted by commercials because ad saturation is life. Anyway I got a human. Fixed

Apr 2026

Storms last night. Comcast Internet is down. I have power but next street over is without power. I’m on Emergency Bridge using my 4G iPad which I’ve not touched in a year. Shields holding. iPad seems to work. Life support working.

Apr 2026

I feel so sorry for King Charles III of the UK having to endure a state visit to the US with Trump.

Apr 2026

Well the scheduled call back from AT&T never happened.

Apr 2026

Hear me out: If Trump eventually flees the US into exile what countries would have him?

Me, I think either Argentina or Russia. He’s pretty much burned his bridges everywhere else.

Apr 2026

Wind driven rain. Lights flickering and a micro outage long enough that the wifi router had to reset. If the power fails I’ll have to dig out the Kindle for backlit reading in the dark.

Apr 2026

Hell is calling AT&T for service to an old fashioned, hard wired, landline. The robots answering my call seem totally confused by the concept. I ask to talk to a human and get another robot setting up a time for human to call me back Real Soon Now. We will see.

It ain’t Ma Bell anymore.

Apr 2026

Over a hundred “journalists” at the WH corespondents dinner when things went down and it seems like only 3 actually took short videos while things were happening. I keep seeing the same 3 video clips. Breathless interviews after the event don’t count.

Apr 2026

Good morning.

Trump wants a luxury bunker under his big-ass ballroom. My prediction is, if it gets built, Trump will spend all his time bunkered up there in fear, leaving only to play golf and occasional Oval Office photo ops.

Apr 2026

I’ll say it: KIA car company’s old oval logo was better than it’s new logo which is hard to read and ugly.

Apr 2026